Let’s imagine this situation: in a very posh casino, with a very unique promotion, and some crazy luck, not one but two people end up hitting an “Easy Money” jackpot at 11:00 pm exactly. The time stamp is important, because this never-before and never-to-be-repeated jackpot comes with $50,000 of the house’s money; but there’s a catch. (Of course there’s a catch.)
The winners get to play with the $50K for exactly one hour; after that, whatever’s left of the $50,000 along with whatever the gamblers won with the house’s money must be returned to the casino. The players get their chips, and the countdown timer starts. What would you do…?
The first contestant briefly considers blowing it all on one spin of the roulette table or one hand in poker–after all, it isn’t his money!–but eventually decides to ride his luck as far it will take him. At all the big-money tables in roulette, and poker, and craps, and even baccarat, the player plays. His fan club grows as his luck continues to soar.
Just before midnight, our protagonist reaches one million dollars in winnings, which the casino promptly confiscates at the stroke of twelve, according to the rules of the countdown jackpot. The man leaves the casino as broke as he entered it, but wow! What a night!
Let’s go back to our second winner. As soon as she collected her $50K in chips, she started shrewdly scanning the casino for whales or other people with major influence. A smile here, a nod there, and she places a $10,000 bet on behalf of the wife of a large bank owner. The lucky number 7 doesn’t come up, but who cares? Our heroine walks away with the banker’s goodwill–and his business card.
The next hour sees our lucky lady lose or spend all $50,000: some of it goes to buying expensive drinks for everyone else at the Player’s Club Lounge. Some of it goes to cover the bets of real estate brokers, stock brokers, a magazine editor, and a university professor. She even ensures a life-time of platinum-level service at the casino’s restaurant and hotel by leaving a couple of $1,000 tips.
By the time midnight rolls around and the casino comes to collect their money, she hands them her final $10 and leaves with a phone full of contacts and a bright future full of opportunity.
Do you get the situation? You’re playing with house money, and the countdown timer is running. What are you going to do?
I think that modern-day parable is a rough but reasonable equivalent of Jesus’ parable of the shrewd manager in Luke 16. Do you remember that weird parable where the master (God??) seems to applaud how dishonest the manager is?
Here’s the thing, though: that shrewd manager is playing with house money, and the countdown timer is running. He has a short amount of time to set his master’s affairs in order; he is going to get fired, any minute.
And instead of skimming a little off the top and padding his own bank account, an account that could be confiscated without warning by the IRS or Federal Trade Commission, the guy lines the pockets of all the other major players in town, assuring that when–not if, but when–his current employment is terminated, he will have enough friends in high places to help him out.
The moral of the story isn’t, go be tricky with other people’s money. The moral is this: any and all physical possessions you have aren’t yours permanently. You are by definition playing with house money. And the countdown clock is ticking; sooner or later, you are going to be terminated. So what are you going to do in the short time remaining to you?
I don’t think the master in this parable is actually God; which makes this metaphor story of Jesus pretty unique (the master is, like, always God).
I think, instead, God is the whale at the baccarat table: and you are supposed to “waste” whatever resources are temporarily at your disposal for the short time remaining to get in good with THAT guy; he’s the one who can make sure you have a future after the clock strikes midnight.
Of course, you could play all the expensive tables and collect as many chips as you possibly can. And that would be fun. But what good would it actually do you? You are going to head out as broke as you came in.
You can’t serve both God and money. You either use God to get as much as you can get, this side of eternity; or you use this side of eternity to get as much God as you can get. Jesus knows which play he thinks you should make.
You’re playing with house money, and the countdown timer is running. What are you going to do?
More than anything else, it’s nice to be reminded I’m playing with house money. So it really doesn’t matter how much or how little I have (which I needed to hear tonight as there are currently negative numbers in my bank account, based on a nasty little arithmetic error). But I’m still in the game! I had choir practice tonight and I’m one of the lectors on Sunday and I just packed a gift to send to my granddaughter (there are, fortunately, stamps in my stamp drawer). So I can sleep well, and continue to spend profligately whatever I have been given – because it’s not mine anyway.
How about leaving the casino….you didn’t say I couldn’t, spending the entire $50000 on others except for $10.00, going back to the casino, and returning the remaining $10.00? That would also be fun and worthwhile. God wants us to help others with what we possess. Or what about using the money to jump start a 501c3 toward a worthy cause? Unc
Hey! I like the way you think!
In the parable world, the casino is something like “our earthly life,” and “leaving at midnight” is the equivalent of dying. So in terms of the metaphor, you can’t “leave the casino early.” But I completely agree with “God wants us to help others with what we possess.” I think that’s exactly the point. And by doing that, we “make friends with the whale at the baccarat table;” that is, the only one who can give us a future when the countdown timer goes off (and we die) is God; so use your time here and now to do things with what you possess that will get you in good with God (because you’re really just “playing with the house’s money”–you don’t get to take it with you).
Of course, Jesus doesn’t mean you can buy salvation by giving away your earthly possession to help others. But I kind of think he is inviting us to live as if you could… I mean, knowing the God has your eternity covered, leverage your whole life in our current reality for the sake of others, because that’s where eternal value lies.
Or something like that … Like I said, this is a confusing parable!